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Do you find yourself walking reality's streets with a scolding hot idea burning a hole in the back pocket of your favorite pair of genes? Have you stubbed the big toe of self-inquiry on a particularly stump-rich question mark one too many times? Has curiosity killed the cat-caller in you? Is your inner Confucius waxing on and off at that glass ceiling again? Do you need a helipad to land an emergency joke upon? Yes to all? Wow and well— we have an electrified outlet for that. Send it to [email protected] and sit back and sit up straight and breathe and be received!